'ASTRAL PINE'

by

Iryna Ewart

 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iryna Ewart
15 Summers Road
Godalming
Surrey
GU7 3BB
UNITED KINGDOM

Tel: + 44 (1483) 860631
e-mail: iryna@singingbutlerscript.com
web: http://www.singingbutlerscript.com

 
  

























               FADE IN:

               EXT. FOREST, BY A RIVER -- DAY

               TWO NAKED YOUNG WOMEN, LUCY and KIM are rubbing snow all 
               over each other, giggling and having fun.  STUMPY, a weird 
               looking man with a slight hump back, short, grey hair, young 
               eyes planted in an old face, is building a BONFIRE nearby.  

               Occasionally Stumpy glances up adoringly at the two women.

                                        STUMPY
                              Witches. 

               Kim wraps herself in her winter coat.  

               Stumpy helps Lucy with her coat.

               Standing behind Lucy, Stumpy gently kisses the back of her 
               neck.

                                        LUCY
                              Hey.  Don't ever do that again.  
                              Never touch me, or her.  Do you 
                              understand?

                                        STUMPY
                              Ok. Sorry.  I wasn't thinking.

                                        LUCY
                              I know you weren't because you're 
                              incapable of it. 

                                        KIM
                              Maybe someone needs to cool down. 

               They grab hold of him, rip off all of his clothes, pick him 
               up by the legs and arms, carry him down to the river, and 
               throw him in to the icy cold water. 

               Lucy and Kim are laughing.  

               But Stumpy isn't amused. 

               The girls are naked again, running around and jumping over 
               the FIRE and through the FLAMES.

               Stumpy emerges from the river and approaches. 

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                                                                         2.


               They take his hand and are running, hand in hand round the 
               fire.

               EXT. FOREST -- LATER

               Moonlight and Snow on the ground. 

               The three are walking in the forest.

               They stop in front of a medium sized PINE TREE.

                                        LUCY
                              What about this one?

               Lucy and Kim saw the tree while Stumpy sits on a tree stump 
               and watches them.

                                        KIM
                              Remind me again, why we need 
                              him?

                                        LUCY
                              We're responsible for all of our 
                              pets. 

               Kim has a slight accident and cuts her arm.

               Lucy kisses her arm, licks her blood and whispers to the 
               wound.

               The blood disappears and the wound heals up.

                                        STUMPY
                                   (to himself)
                              If only she could do that to my 
                              hemorrhoids.

                                        KIM
                                   (to Stumpy)
                              Well don't just stand there, 
                              finish the tree.

               INT. LOG CABIN -- EVENING

               The cabin is very basic and Spartan with only a fireplace 
               and very little furniture.  

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                                                                         3.


               The door opens and they drag the tree through the door into 
               the room.  

               Lucy flicks the light switch, but the light doesn't come on 
               as there is no electricity.

                                        LUCY
                              Shit!  No light folks. 

               They squeeze the tree into the corner of the room. 

                                        LUCY (CONT'D)
                              Shall we decorate it?

                                        STUMPY
                              With what?  There's nothing here.

                                        KIM
                              Who's asking you?  Let us worry 
                              about the tree.  You do the fire.  

               Lucy and Kim decorate the tree with anything and everything 
               they find.  Cups, hats, slippers, clothes, knickers, old 
               shoes and Tampax.

               INT. LOG CABIN -- LATER

               They are all relaxing in front of the fire, wrapped up in 
               their sleeping bags and coats, drinking mugs of tea.  They 
               admire their tree decoration work.

                                        KIM
                              I can really feel the energy 
                              from this tree.

                                        LUCY
                              It's cleaning the whole place by 
                              sucking out all the negativity.

                                        KIM
                              And storing it all up.

                                        STUMPY
                              Don't like the sound of that.

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                                                                         4.


                                        LUCY
                              All those dead negative spirits 
                              sitting on our shoulders and 
                              sucking the life out of us.  
                              Very soon they'll all be nailed 
                              to the tree.  

                                        KIM
                              Which is why we need to get rid 
                              of it.

                                        STUMPY
                              But we've only just cut it down, 
                              dragged it through the forest 
                              and decorated the bloody thing.

                                        LUCY
                              Not now, idiot!

                                        KIM
                              We get rid of it when we're 
                              finished with it.  Before we 
                              leave. 

                                        STUMPY
                              Ok, but how?

                                        LUCY
                              You have to burn it.

               INT. LOG CABIN -- NIGHT

               They are all asleep.

               The main room light is on.

               Lucy awakes to see Kim and Stumpy lying next to her having 
               sex.  They see that Lucy is awake, but they continue despite 
               her. 

                                        KIM
                                   (to Lucy)
                              Join us, kiss me.  You'll be 
                              glad you did.

                                        LUCY
                              You're disgusting.  

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                                                                         5.


               Lucy gets up, puts her coat on and walks away.

                                        LUCY (CONT'D)
                              That's it, I'm out of here.

                                        KIM
                              Lucy, come back!  Lucy!   

                                        STUMPY
                              It's ok, she won't get far.

               Stumpy pulls out a HARPOON GUN from under his pillow.  He 
               points it at Lucy's back and fires.

               The Harpoon Arrow THUMPS into her back and piercing through 
               her chest.

               Blood explodes out of her and she SCREAMS. 

               Stumpy tugs on the rope, which is attached to the harpoon 
               arrow, and reels her in like a fish.

                                        STUMPY (CONT'D)
                              See, I told you you she wouldn't 
                              get far.

                                        KIM
                              Thank you.

               Kim kisses Stumpy.

               INT. LOG CABIN -- LATER

               It is dark with only the light of the fire. 

               Lucy awakens in horror and out of breath.

               She is in between the others who are both fast asleep.

               Lucy leans over to Stumpy, who is in a deep sleep, and smacks 
               his face hard several times.

                                        LUCY
                              Bastard!

               Stumpy jumps in terror, is half awake and very confused.

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                                                                         6.


                                        STUMPY
                              What?!

                                        LUCY
                              Nothing, go back to sleep you 
                              stupid idiot.

                                        STUMPY
                              Jesus!  What the fuck was that?

               Stumpy rolls over and goes back to sleep.

               Lucy gently checks under his pillow, but there is nothing 
               there. 

               INT. LOG CABIN -- LATER

               Lucy is sitting in between the others who are both fast 
               asleep.  

               She is wide awake, holding her mug of tea.

               The door creaks open.

               An OLD WOMAN enters.

               The main room light comes on.

               Lucy glances to the others at either side of her.  

               The other two are still asleep.  

               She is terrified.

                                        LUCY
                              Oh fuck no, not again.

                                        OLD WOMAN
                                   (smiling)
                              You have to sleep with him.

                                        LUCY
                              Why?  Why are you following me?  
                              What do you want?

                                        OLD WOMAN
                              You have to sleep with him.

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                                                                         7.


                                        LUCY
                              I know what's going on.  You 
                              almost finished him, and you 
                              need more fresh food, right? 

                                        OLD WOMAN
                              Sleep with him.  Fuck him!

                                        LUCY
                              Over my dead body witch.  

                                        OLD WOMAN
                              Alright, so now I have to kill 
                              you.

               The Old Woman moves closer and tries to grab her. 

               Lucy rises up out of her body.

               She is looking down at herself sitting up with wide staring 
               eyes, holding her mug.  The other two are still lying sleeping 
               on either side of her.

               Lucy is flying around the room trying to escape from the Old 
               Woman who is flying around after her, SCREECHING and WAILING.  
               She wants to catch her and kill her.

                                        OLD WOMAN (CONT'D)
                              I'll suck the life out of you! 

                                        LUCY
                                   (to the other 
                                   two)
                              How can you sleep?  Wake up!

               The Old Woman pulls out the Harpoon from under Stumpy's 
               pillow. 

               At the first opportunity Lucy tries to wake the others by 
               violently shaking them, kicking them and slapping their faces.

               But it has no effect. 

                                        LUCY (CONT'D)
                              I need fucking help here.  Wake 
                              me up!

               They can't feel anything and continue to sleep. 

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                                                                         8.


               EXT. FOREST -- LATER

               Lucy is flying around through the trees.

               There is silence.

               She suddenly realises that the Old Woman has stopped 
               screeching and wailing.

               She stops to catch her breath.

               INT. LOG CABIN -- LATER

               Lucy re-enters her body.

               She is panting, out of breath, still holding her cup and 
               shaking.

               The main room light has gone out with only the dim light 
               from the smouldering embers of the fire.

               Lucy sits up in shock.

               Kim and Stumpy stir and wake up.

                                        KIM
                              What's wrong?  Are you ok?  

                                        LUCY
                              No, I'm not ok. She was here,   
                              flying around, chasing me.  She 
                              tried to kill me, it was 
                              terrifying, I couldn't come back.

                                        KIM
                              Well it's alright, you're here 
                              now.  After all you know she 
                              wasn't real.

                                        LUCY
                              You don't know what you're talking 
                              about.  I'm telling you she was 
                              here, she was real.

               They all sit together.

               The room is brighter.  

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                                                                         9.


               Stumpy is stoking the fire.  His hump has disappeared.  

               He looks younger and his hair is now dark.

               They look at the tree.

               The Old Woman is dead, hanging on the tree like a decoration.

                                                                  FADE OUT: